the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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netlfix:

legend has it theres life outside the internet

(Source: netlfix, via cravings)

batclitty:

unimpressed2chainz:

that interview w/ cameron diaz and richard ayoade where she’s touching his afro and comparing it to pubic hair a m a z i n g

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littlekendra:

tiasiandaly:

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

I have no idea what any of those are.

It’s food

(via polyrhythmoflife)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via happysunshinesparklefairy)

green-tea-rex:

It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.

(via soysaucevictim)